There’s a reason I don’t normally sit in the sun…

It’s because I go red.

I am not one of those girls blessed with skin that will go a lovely shade of brown, where they look healthy and happy and like they’ve always come from warmer climates. No, I go red (seemingly regardless of what factor sunscreen I’m wearing) then the red fades back to white.

At the moment in Glasgow there seems to be a heat wave on the go and in order to not feel guilty I joined my friends Sarah and Debbie for the Glasgow Southside Festival at Queens park. The last time we did anything like this was a good few years ago (I was still living with my Mother in Johnstone at the time) so we decided that, as we did last time, face paint was a must. We found something even better yet still designed for children.

Glitter tattoos.

So Sarah got a fairy, Debbie a shooting star and Me? I got the Autobot symbol from Transformers on my upper right arm. I know, very cool of me.

It’s amazing I function in the real world at all…

So we continue to lay around in the blazing sun, watching a friends band play on the stage, eating ice cream and drinking pints before heading back home so I could watch Eurovision (Edward Norton was singing for Moldova, I swear…) I decide that since I didn’t want everything in my house covered in purple glitter so I remove the tattoo with a bit of scrubbing.

Despite the sun cream, I had burned. I’m not even surprised that I had burned really but what hadn’t occurred to me at the time was that having this little glitter tattoo on my arm would block the sun getting to that skin…the result was this…

Branded.

If you look at the top of my arm, among the red skin there is a perfect print of the Transformers Autobot symbol. As time as gone on this has only become more pronounced.

I’m not sure if I want it to fade for the end of the week or not…

Wrestling news! This Friday I will be wrestling (With my partner for the evening Jam O’Malley) Nikki Storm (And her partner ‘The Lowland Superstar’ Glen Dunbar) at Govan Pearce institute in the first of two massive SWA live events! Also keep an eye out for us at Bishopton Gala Day on the 16th of June if you’re in the area!

For more information go to the Scottish Wrestling Alliance Website. Link at the side of the page ———————–>

Let’s hope my sunburn fades…I don’t fancy getting chopped on it!

 

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Storm Warning: Nikki Storm on being a Woman in Wrestling – A brilliant read!

For anyone that is interested in wrestling, be you male or female this blog entry from my friend Nikki Storm is an absolute must read giving you an in-depth and extremely honest view of what it is like to be a woman in the wrestling business!

I sincerely hope that this opens a lot of eyes and if it can even begin to change the mind of someone who has misconceptions of female wrestlers, then that is a good start.

You can read the blog here at Ringbelles.com!

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Things I learned this evening at WWE Wrestlemania Revenge Tour…

  • Children are really annoying and will try to sneak in front of you. Ahem, I paid for this awesome as fuck seat. Jog on.
  • Jinder Mahaul (sp?) and Brodus Clay really are terrible. It was a fairly awful match.
  • Cody Rhodes has got the facial bone structure of my Father but has a really nice Bum…Good thing I already have a therapist.
  • Alberto Del Rio is a really really really handsome man and has charisma by the truck load.
  • People look MUCH fitter on TV.
  • I will mark when I hear Booker T’s music every single time. I’m not going to lie, getting to watch him do the spinaroonie pretty much made my life.
  • Randy Orton is too stunning to be a real person. He held my hand and smiled and honestly, my knees almost gave way.
  • Kane’s gear looks worse live than it does on TV. Think about how bad it looks on TV.
  • The Big Show is just as big as he looks.

People we got to touch during said show:

  1. Lillian Garcia
  2. Brodus Clay
  3. The Big Show (His hand is fucking Huge!)
  4. Booker T (BOOKER FUCKING T!!!!)
  5. Randy Orton (Again…knees…gone)
  6. Sheamus (And he almost smacked Sarah in the face with the World Championship belt)
  7. The World Heavyweight Championship

So over the last week or so I’ve been in a real weird place. I’ve been feeling really down, totally not myself and almost zero confidence. The amount of general moaning and gossiping and bitching that I’ve been hearing from folk really gets to me more than it should, it’s a contributing factor when I shut down and decide that I want to be isolated and cut off.

Tonight made me feel like a total kid again. I got to see wrestlers that I absolutely idolised growing up and I was seriously reminded why I love wrestling so much.

It’s nice that something so small can give you a renewed sense of purpose.

p.s Even though Christian is looking older….still would.

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Re-writing: Just another part of today’s pop culture?

With Bioware announcing that they will be releasing a DLC in order to extend the ending to the Mass Effect 3 ending, something that has caused a mass debate in the gamer/sci-fi community, the question has to be asked. Is this going to become a more prominent part of the way the public interacts with fiction? Should endings be set in stone or changed on a whim to suit the overall majority and what they want?

Outside of the DVD/Blu-ray directors cut (The film industry version of a DLC patch) changing an ending to something is still rare but not completely unheard of. Some very well-known games have in fact already edited endings before, just not on as grand a scale.

  1. Portal

Portal was a gamble that payed off well for valve but they had no idea at the time if there would ever be a sequel so they didn’t see the need to leave the ending open for one. The ending is seen through the first person view of a burning entrance to Aperture Labs and that is it. The end. You’re now free from testing and that mental robot woman. Suddenly Portal 2 was announced and Valve quickly realised that they needed a little something to bridge that gap. It wasn’t a large bridge, so small in fact that you might not have noticed. Instead of our hero just lying on the road, you see yourself being dragged away by some unknown thing while you’re still groggy from the explosion. There you have it, a reason for Chell to be back at Aperture being tested on again and again.

2. Fallout 3

The end of the main story to Fallout 3 was your classic No-win situation ripped from Star Trek II. For the benefit of the human race, someone has to go into a chamber and push the button, thus saving everyone but flooding the room with lethal radiation that you will definitely not have a chance in surviving. You have to decide to send in yourself (Good option) or send in Sarah Lyons like a coward to take the hit (Evil option.)

The thing that annoyed the hell out of me and many of my friends who encountered the same thing was that you had 2 companions with you that could have easily done the job and NOT died. Fawkes, the radiation proof super-mutant and Chiron, the ghoul who is actually healed by radiation. He could have gone in, done the job and come out feeling like he’d had a week in a health spa but No, they both tell me that this is my story to end. Thanks a fucking lot guys. Apparently the developers didn’t think this was strange at all but after some complaints with fans about not being able to continue playing the game after this final action, they patched it during the Broken Steel DLC: If you pushed the button you woke up 2 weeks later or Fawkes/Chiron would agree to your rather reasonable request to push that damn button.

3. Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic 2

A game that left many knocked for six thanks to such an abrupt ending. This couldn’t have been the intended ending right? Right?

Actually that is right. Fan examination of the data files showed scripts and sound files that showed something had gone very wrong and Obsidian has scrapped most of its planned ending for the game. The Sith Lords Restored Content Mod is a bit unusual, in that it’s an unofficial patch that restores an official ending that had been buried allowing fans to get a bit more closure on quests that were left hanging there. Alright so this wasn’t so much a re-write but still worth a mention.

So not all endings are always set in stone but even though endings can be changed, should they be? Are we essentially spitting in the face of a writers creative vision because we simply didn’t like how something went? As George Lucas has gone on to prove, revisionism can just as easily ruin a brilliant thing.

When the Playstation first game out and we really started to dig into the idea of RPGs and games with Stories that you became attached to, developers didn’t have the luxury of just giving out a DLC patch in order to keep people happy if something wasn’t to their liking but then again, perhaps because of the “patch it later” culture that has developed, fans seem to think it is their right to get something altered to suit them.

People that scoff at the word “Art” being thrown around are, in my opinion, short-sighted. A writer is just that, no matter what medium they are doing it for. Be it a video game or a stage show, it is their vision that puts the actions on-screen or the words in actors mouths. To call it anything else is quite frankly a slap in the face of those who worked hard on the finished product.

The great Mass Effect 3 ending argument is turning into what can only be described as a toys out of the pram riot. People are finding plot holes to pick at instead of admitting that what they are having is an emotional response based on disappointment in what they got. People need to have a reason to justify said disappointment.I can only hope that when Bioware to release the DLC that it will at least shut some of the rabid annoyances up. Of course, as you know, you can’t please everyone all of the time. One can only hope those people who are STILL not happy when it’s all over and done just go back to writing bad fanfiction and be done with it.

Now if you don’t mind I have to write to George R. R. Martin and demand he change Game of Thrones…

I didn’t like the ending.

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The Mass Effect Drinking Game

After a long conversation with an equally as ME obsessed friend of mine, we decided to write down the best rules to the ME drinking game! If anyone ever feels like giving this a go then here are the rules (Most of these rules can be spread across all 3 games, some are more dependant on which game you’re playing. Either way, you will get…Er, I mean…..Please drink responsibly!)

  1. Everytime a squadmate shouts something during battle, take a shot.
  2. When Shepard says, “I should go.” Take a shot. Take 2 shots if “I should go” wasn’t an appropriate way to end the conversation.
  3. (For ME1) Everytime the Mako gets stuck, Take a shot. If it drives backwards after you’ve “unstuck” it, take another one!
  4. Everytime Garrus has to calibrate something, take a drink.
  5. Everytime you enter Commander Shepards favourite store on the Citadel, take a drink (Paragon plays.)
  6. Everytime Shepard punches a reporter in the face – Down a pint. (Renegade plays.)
  7. Everytime Harbringer assumes direct control, take a shot. Take two If “This Hurts You”
  8. Whenever the word Saren, Reaper or Collector is said, take a drink.
  9. During Doctor Chakwas and Shepards drinking time on the Normandy, drink continually until the end of the cut scene.
  10. Whenever Shepard has the option to try and get into someone’s pants, take a drink. Down a pint if Shepard is successful.
  11. During the Suicide Mission in ME2 – Take a drink if a Squad member dies. Take 2 drinks if you managed to sleep with them before the mission.
  12. The original rule, whenever Hackett says, “Hackett out” you take a shot.
  13. Whenever Shepard reassures someone that they’ll stop Saren/The Collectors/The Reapers, take a shot.
  14. Everytime Shepard gets involved in some strangers conversation while on the Citadel, take a drink!
  15. If Tali is on your crew during ME3, when she gets drunk in the Ship’s bar, drink a pint via an Emergancy Induction Port.
  16. Whenever Wrex mentions the Genophage, take a drink.
  17. For every Paragon/Renegade Interupt…you guessed it. Take a shot!

Those are our favourites to get you good and drunk while on a marathon play of the game, personally, I’m up for this anytime if someone wants to join me in a drink!

 

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I don’t have a problem, I enjoy every moment of it…

I have finished Mass Effect 3 for the 2nd time on my Renegade character. I killed people I really didn’t want to. Hell, I cried while pulling the trigger.

I have now started Mass Effect again. From the start, in order to watch the whole story from the beginning. Kind of like watching a movie trilogy from the start only with much more effort and I get to decide what happens. I am frighteningly protective of my Mass Effect earrings.

I have drank over 50 cups of tea in 3 days, I have no sleeping pattern to speak of and I’m pretty sure I’m not far off hallucinating that Paul actually does look like Garrus Vakarian.

I’m not sure if I should bring this up at my next therapy session.

I think I need a support group of some kind…

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Mass Effect 3 – Extended Cut DLC Announced.

For those that have been writing letters, joining facebook groups and generally moaning about the ending to the point that even a Charity wants nothing to do with you the announcement has been made.

Earlier today Bioware issued a press release announcing they are re-prioritising the post ME3 content to bring out the Extended Cut DLC. There has been no mention of any specific dates other than that it will be the Summer of 2012. It will be adding additional cut scenes to the ending in order to give a bit of a closure to the final chapter of this amazing Sci-Fi story.

“But Bioware are just making more money off us, it’s unfair, it takes advantage of the fans Waa Waa Waa…”

Did I mention that this particular DLC is going to be completely free? No extra cost. Nothing. Still crying?

I’m impressed how Bioware have dealt with the general backlash from the crazies. There was no way they could have charged for such a DLC without causing even more of a stir but the fact they are sticking by their creative team and simply expanding on what has already been shown. Personally, this is exactly what I was hoping for as a massive fan of the games.

Not a re-write: Just a little bit more closure. They’ve listened to the (Constructive) feedback and are giving the people exactly what they are looking for. I admire that Bioware are giving a little more body to the ending but also sticking to their guns by not giving people a whole re-write that would have simply been a slap in the face to the creative team responsible. Personally, being the romantic that I am, I’m hoping to find out what happens with your Boyfriend/Girlfriend/Turifriend/Quarifriend/Asarifriend..

You can read the Official Notice Here

After finishing the game again there are some points I originally brought up about plot holes that I’ve been thinking about a bit more:

  • Your ground team suddenly ending up on the Normandy: There is no mention of how long you spend up on the Citadel before you make your choice. So it is completely possible that Joker picked them up for extraction.
  • The Normandy fleeing a Mass Relay Explosion: Again, you don’t know what the ship was doing at the time of the big choice. Totally plausible that the ship was near the Sol Mass Relay.
  • Crash landing on a planet: They never mention what planet the Normandy crashes on. Could still be in the Sol system.

I am very excited about this. Well done Bioware!

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